ana:lies

4/6/11 7:15 am - anyways, i had this dream i was assassinating you! …except i kept failing. i’d keep jumping right in front of you and throwing my knife at your head but it kept missing like a foot every time. after hella times of trying to kill you, you made this face of disappointment and “wtf, how many times can you miss”

Annie (9:20:29 PM): 5 cent hugs over here!
Annie (9:20:29 PM): 8D
me (9:20:56 PM): ….
me (9:21:03 PM): i don’t need your hugs -hmph-
Annie (9:24:48 PM): but
Annie (9:24:51 PM): they’re 5 cents!
Annie (9:24:59 PM): worth way more than a FREE hug
Annie (9:25:07 PM): you pay for higher quality feelings
me (9:25:09 PM): ….
me (9:25:14 PM): what a lie
me (9:25:17 PM): that’s like
Annie (9:25:18 PM): D;
me (9:25:21 PM): if i pay someone to sleep with me
me (9:25:24 PM): that’s not the same
me (9:25:28 PM): as someone sleeping with me
me (9:25:32 PM): because they want to sleep with me
me (9:25:33 PM): lol
me (9:25:36 PM): good grief
Annie (9:26:12 PM): wow
Annie (9:26:17 PM): wow
Annie (9:26:18 PM): wow
Annie (9:26:19 PM): w
Annie (9:26:20 PM): o
Annie (9:26:21 PM): w
me (9:26:24 PM): woah
me (9:26:24 PM): what
me (9:26:27 PM): hello
me (9:26:28 PM): mental state
me (9:26:30 PM): not good
Annie (9:27:01 PM): ANNIE USED “IGNORE CONTEXT RULE”
Annie (9:27:09 PM): it’s super effective!

A few minutes ago, corresponding with the time that I think that Chem class that a whole bunch of people we know are in ends (or, on midterm days, I suppose), I get two texts, one from Annie, and one from Grace.

One reads, “argh. now i understand why there’s a bar on campus. so people can drink away their sorrow from failing midterms instead of jumping off buildings.”

The other speaks of praying to Buddha.

Hehe. Oh dear….. D: But oh, the two things that have been midterm-induced!