Someone likes that song too much.
- Annie: HELLO MOTHER
- Annie: HELLO FATHER
- Annie: THESE FLEAS TICKS MOSQUITOES
- Annie: REALLY BOTHER
- Annie: SOMETHING SOMETHING
- Annie: CAN'T REMEMBER THE REST OF THE SONG
- Annie: ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
- Annie: CUTE PUPPY
- Annie: lololol
- a: wait
- a: are you
- a: DONATING YOUR HAIR
- a: DAMMIT
- a: I'M MISSING SO MUCH
- a: NEXT YOU'RE GONNA GET A BF
- a: AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA ELOPE
- a: SIGHS
- a: so much has happened
- a: LOL
- Annie: sleepy
- me: hehe
- Annie: nap
- Annie: maybe
- me: okayyy
- Annie: naps are bad
- me: if you nap
- Annie: bad
- Annie: bad
- Annie: bad
- me: tell me when to bang
- me: lol
- Annie: ANNIE USED "TAKE THINGS OUT OF CONTEXT"
- me: EW
- me: I HATE YOU
- Annie: it was super effective!
4/6/11 7:15 am - anyways, i had this dream i was assassinating you! …except i kept failing. i’d keep jumping right in front of you and throwing my knife at your head but it kept missing like a foot every time. after hella times of trying to kill you, you made this face of disappointment and “wtf, how many times can you miss”
Annie (9:20:29 PM): 5 cent hugs over here!
Annie (9:20:29 PM): 8D
me (9:20:56 PM): ….
me (9:21:03 PM): i don’t need your hugs -hmph-
Annie (9:24:48 PM): but
Annie (9:24:51 PM): they’re 5 cents!
Annie (9:24:59 PM): worth way more than a FREE hug
Annie (9:25:07 PM): you pay for higher quality feelings
me (9:25:09 PM): ….
me (9:25:14 PM): what a lie
me (9:25:17 PM): that’s like
Annie (9:25:18 PM): D;
me (9:25:21 PM): if i pay someone to sleep with me
me (9:25:24 PM): that’s not the same
me (9:25:28 PM): as someone sleeping with me
me (9:25:32 PM): because they want to sleep with me
me (9:25:33 PM): lol
me (9:25:36 PM): good grief
Annie (9:26:12 PM): wow
Annie (9:26:17 PM): wow
Annie (9:26:18 PM): wow
Annie (9:26:19 PM): w
Annie (9:26:20 PM): o
Annie (9:26:21 PM): w
me (9:26:24 PM): woah
me (9:26:24 PM): what
me (9:26:27 PM): hello
me (9:26:28 PM): mental state
me (9:26:30 PM): not good
Annie (9:27:01 PM): ANNIE USED “IGNORE CONTEXT RULE”
Annie (9:27:09 PM): it’s super effective!
A few minutes ago, corresponding with the time that I think that Chem class that a whole bunch of people we know are in ends (or, on midterm days, I suppose), I get two texts, one from Annie, and one from Grace.
One reads, “argh. now i understand why there’s a bar on campus. so people can drink away their sorrow from failing midterms instead of jumping off buildings.”
The other speaks of praying to Buddha.
Hehe. Oh dear….. D: But oh, the two things that have been midterm-induced!
Annie : omfg
Annie: now it’s inaccurate portrayal of LINK
Annie: the only time he used a stick was to make torches
Annie: at least give him the wooden shield